This is cute.
ACT 1 : HOW TO GET A RICH GUY HOOK YOU UP IN JAIL IN APPROXIMATELY 10 SENTENCES
shoguntanagawa: anyway..i kwn of a rich guy who drives a honda city..his family owns a plastic factory...interested??
chilivivi: who who??
chilivivi: =P~
shoguntanagawa: well..ask him out then...
chilivivi: duno who oso-.-
shoguntanagawa: oops..sorry..i giv u his no...
shoguntanagawa: 012 xxx xxxx (for protection of rights)
shoguntanagawa: sway i recommend de..
chilivivi: okok
chilivivi: what shud the intro line be ?? ;;)
chilivivi: teach meee
shoguntanagawa: well..hav u tried pickup line??
shoguntanagawa: like..where hav u been all my life or sumthin..
chilivivi: oh..i am so not experienced compared to u..
chilivivi: pls giv me lessons~
chilivivi: call him and say where hv u been all my life?
shoguntanagawa: ok ok...u r lucky i'm in a teachin mood 2day..[ da pimp slang ]
shoguntanagawa: yup..tat's wat u shud do..
shoguntanagawa: surprise him...
shoguntanagawa: then he'll say..excuse me?
shoguntanagawa: then u say...u rexcuse..nw kiss me b****!!
chilivivi: yea..go ahead.. and?
shoguntanagawa: oh..i forgt...u r on d phone..so u shud say..come ep and kiss me b****
shoguntanagawa: then he's say...u r crazy!
shoguntanagawa: n then u say..yes..iam crazy..crazy for u...
shoguntanagawa: then he's gonna say..look here lady..i dunno u..so stop callin or i'm gonna call d police..
shoguntanagawa: n u say..call..call d police..for i am guilty for lovin u...
shoguntanagawa: n then he'llhang up n call d police..n d police will arrive n tangkap u masuk lokap..
shoguntanagawa: send u back sumwhere near ur hometwn...where u'll live happily ever after..
shoguntanagawa: good enuf??
ACT 2 : THE DESIRE TO GANGBANG
chilivivi: we dun hv peer pressure..we onli hv peer desires to hang out together
shoguntanagawa: ya..it's called gang bang....
chilivivi: we always do dat to each other~
chilivivi: ain't us sweet?
shoguntanagawa: ya..wish i could join...
shoguntanagawa: =P~
chilivivi: dun salivate
shoguntanagawa: y not??
chilivivi: i know u see feli n salivate [ MAYDAY sentence ;) ]
chilivivi: not here please
shoguntanagawa: aww...i want 2 join ur gang bang...
chilivivi: we do stuff u cant imagine during dee bang
chilivivi: and u can't say NO to it
chilivivi: interested?:>
shoguntanagawa: yup..hehe..=P~
chilivivi: awrite..
chilivivi: follow me closely..
chilivivi: firstly, undress yerself
shoguntanagawa: done tat..
chilivivi: put on dee women's undergarments
chilivivi: go down to town at hang tuah
chilivivi: stand at a strategic site and start waving n blowing kisses
shoguntanagawa: i'm there d...
chilivivi: alrite! we'll be off to see u thr~
chilivivi: and collect the money you've earned from ur waves n kisses
chilivivi: gangbang u, and throw u somewhr sungai malim
chilivivi: so that u cud swim back to klebang safely~
by a Super Cute friend ;)
dedicated to all the peeps who will be graduating~
ACT 1 : HOW TO GET A RICH GUY HOOK YOU UP IN JAIL IN APPROXIMATELY 10 SENTENCES
shoguntanagawa: anyway..i kwn of a rich guy who drives a honda city..his family owns a plastic factory...interested??
chilivivi: who who??
chilivivi: =P~
shoguntanagawa: well..ask him out then...
chilivivi: duno who oso-.-
shoguntanagawa: oops..sorry..i giv u his no...
shoguntanagawa: 012 xxx xxxx (for protection of rights)
shoguntanagawa: sway i recommend de..
chilivivi: okok
chilivivi: what shud the intro line be ?? ;;)
chilivivi: teach meee
shoguntanagawa: well..hav u tried pickup line??
shoguntanagawa: like..where hav u been all my life or sumthin..
chilivivi: oh..i am so not experienced compared to u..
chilivivi: pls giv me lessons~
chilivivi: call him and say where hv u been all my life?
shoguntanagawa: ok ok...u r lucky i'm in a teachin mood 2day..[ da pimp slang ]
shoguntanagawa: yup..tat's wat u shud do..
shoguntanagawa: surprise him...
shoguntanagawa: then he'll say..excuse me?
shoguntanagawa: then u say...u rexcuse..nw kiss me b****!!
chilivivi: yea..go ahead.. and?
shoguntanagawa: oh..i forgt...u r on d phone..so u shud say..come ep and kiss me b****
shoguntanagawa: then he's say...u r crazy!
shoguntanagawa: n then u say..yes..iam crazy..crazy for u...
shoguntanagawa: then he's gonna say..look here lady..i dunno u..so stop callin or i'm gonna call d police..
shoguntanagawa: n u say..call..call d police..for i am guilty for lovin u...
shoguntanagawa: n then he'llhang up n call d police..n d police will arrive n tangkap u masuk lokap..
shoguntanagawa: send u back sumwhere near ur hometwn...where u'll live happily ever after..
shoguntanagawa: good enuf??
ACT 2 : THE DESIRE TO GANGBANG
chilivivi: we dun hv peer pressure..we onli hv peer desires to hang out together
shoguntanagawa: ya..it's called gang bang....
chilivivi: we always do dat to each other~
chilivivi: ain't us sweet?
shoguntanagawa: ya..wish i could join...
shoguntanagawa: =P~
chilivivi: dun salivate
shoguntanagawa: y not??
chilivivi: i know u see feli n salivate [ MAYDAY sentence ;) ]
chilivivi: not here please
shoguntanagawa: aww...i want 2 join ur gang bang...
chilivivi: we do stuff u cant imagine during dee bang
chilivivi: and u can't say NO to it
chilivivi: interested?:>
shoguntanagawa: yup..hehe..=P~
chilivivi: awrite..
chilivivi: follow me closely..
chilivivi: firstly, undress yerself
shoguntanagawa: done tat..
chilivivi: put on dee women's undergarments
chilivivi: go down to town at hang tuah
chilivivi: stand at a strategic site and start waving n blowing kisses
shoguntanagawa: i'm there d...
chilivivi: alrite! we'll be off to see u thr~
chilivivi: and collect the money you've earned from ur waves n kisses
chilivivi: gangbang u, and throw u somewhr sungai malim
chilivivi: so that u cud swim back to klebang safely~
by a Super Cute friend ;)
dedicated to all the peeps who will be graduating~
posted by fern at
02:21
